The 47 Doll

Look, I'm not going to both-sides, enlightened-centrist this doll. He objectively sucks and is working extremely hard to make everything a little bit worse. Buy one if some capricious choice he made has lowered your standard of living or made you feel a little worse about your country and you need to process those frustrations without adequate mental healthcare.

Buy one if you have a weird little shrine to him in your living room because he is ruining this country to own the libs and you don't have adequate mental healthcare.

It's perfect for both occasions, really.