{"product_id":"shitty-printers","title":"Shitty Printers","description":"\u003cb\u003e“You can print from an iPhone®. It’s the dumbest thing.”\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cbr\u003e- Bo Fahs, \u003ci\u003ewriter and host of Tele-Friends\u003c\/i\u003e \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eFrom the moment we began to digitize our world, we created machines that worked tirelessly to pull all that information zooming around back to the physical world. Enter: the home printer.  \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePerhaps as payback for forming a nonsensical dichotomy, these printers couldn’t just work. Not without a fight, at least. No. They insisted on screeching at plane-like decibels, plopping out pages at an excruciatingly slow pace, streaking only the most important documents, and running out of ink when you know you JUST refilled the cartridge.  \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eFrom the first consumer inkjet to more modern monstrosities, \u003ci\u003eSh*tty Printers \u003c\/i\u003ebreaks down the worst offenders of our home offices. Featuring popular and exasperating home staples such as:  \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003e• \u003c\/i\u003eThe \u003ci\u003eHP Thinkjet 2225A\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003e• \u003c\/i\u003eThe \u003ci\u003eLexmark Z22\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003e• \u003c\/i\u003eThe long forgotten \u003ci\u003eCanon BJC-85\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003e• \u003c\/i\u003eand many more\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eEach printer is beautifully photographed and ruthlessly torn to shreds as their individual strengths, weaknesses, and charisma are scored on sliding scales born from relatable frustration.","brand":"Penguin Random House","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50957891240224,"sku":"9781944515560","price":13.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0836\/3661\/7504\/files\/9781944515560.jpg?v=1763770556","url":"https:\/\/creativebysanchez.com\/products\/shitty-printers","provider":"Creative By Sanchez","version":"1.0","type":"link"}